Missouri football coach Eli Drinkwitz speaks with the media on Thursday, July 17, 2025, during SEC media days in Atlanta. (Courtesy Southeastern Conference)

Missouri football coach Eliah Drinkwitz has a real way with words (derogatory). We can only assume that in Drinkwitz's youth, someone once told him he was funny, and ol' Eli didn't think to fact check this. Instead, the 42-year-old grew up to become college football's King of Cringe. He's like something out of a television show these days.

The Tigers head coach turned a lot of heads with his idea for expanding the playoff, and some people will heavily disagree with this take